Well. This just in. It seems I hadn't forgotten Japanese 101 after all. It seems the reason I was mistaken about her age is because she fucking lied to me. I feel angry and confused. Why would she do that? And she claimed in her letter that more than anything, she hates liars. WTF? She sure has earned that nickname.
I'm not sure how to respond to this. Why am I so trusting?
What am I, flypaper for freaks?